Lard-Ass Backgammon
Heavyset Trivial Pursuit
Paunchy Stratego
Morbidly Obese Battleship
Could Lose A Few Scrabble
Hungry Hungry Hungry Hippo
May 12, 2005
Popular Singers Inspired by Fats Domino and Chubby Checker
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