McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Join our Patreon for as little as $5 a month and get access to author interviews, content calls, discounts at our store, and more. Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free.
Lists
Send your list submissions to lists@mcsweeneys.net.
(Submission guidelines)
-
November 11, 2005Some Additional Polar Ambulations
-
November 4, 2005Least Reputable Charities
-
November 4, 2005Great Books of the 20th Century, as Reviewed by My Boss
-
November 4, 2005Reasons Bloggers Hate the Mainstream Media
-
October 28, 2005Comments From the Crowd Gathering Around the Body of Phidippides, Reporter of the Greek Victory Over the Persians at Marathon, Soon After He Gasped, “We Won,” and Died
-
October 28, 2005What I Like About You
-
October 28, 2005Rejected Bond Girls
-
October 21, 2005My Rejected Cooking Show Ideas
-
October 21, 2005Leonard Cohen’s Seven Immutable Laws of Business
-
October 13, 2005Other Places Jimmy Buffett Wasted Away
-
October 13, 2005Subjects of “Light Bulb” Jokes That Will Probably Lead to Boring Punch Lines
-
October 13, 2005Five Ill-Fated Store Names
Trending 🔥
-
April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
-
April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
-
April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
-
April 18, 2025The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ
Recently
-
May 2, 2025Templates for Thanking President Trump
-
May 2, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Delroy Lindo
-
May 2, 2025I Just Turned Forty, and Steely Dan’s Entire Discography Mysteriously Appeared on My Phone
-
May 1, 2025We Oppose Income Caps on the Ultra-Wealthy, but We’re Totally in Favor of Limiting the Number of Dolls per Household