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January 13, 2006Words and Phrases I Hope Never Appear in Front of My Name in Print
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January 11, 2006Suggestions for a Proposed National Code of Health Emoticons and Abbreviations for Instant Messenger
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January 6, 2006Things My Girlfriend Did Not Say After I Told Her That I Sometimes Feel Stuck
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January 4, 2006Affirmations Google Should Consider Putting on Its Search Button Other Than “I’m Feeling Lucky.”
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January 4, 2006Advice You’ll Never Get From OnStar
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January 4, 2006Looking for Love in All the Wrong Places
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January 4, 2006Scary Moments in Human/Robot Relations in Nonchronological Order
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January 4, 2006New Year’s Resolutions
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December 23, 2005Places to Which Eddie Murphy’s Character in Coming to America Would Want to Move If, Instead of a Queen, He Wanted to Find a Prostitute
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December 23, 2005Most Popular Hobbies in Ancient Rome as Portrayed in HBO’s Rome
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December 23, 2005Possible First Names for Count Chocula
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December 14, 2005Things I Thought About Telling My Husband I Was Thinking About When He Asked What I Was Thinking About While I Was Actually Thinking About Having Babies
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