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December 14, 2005Questions You Should Ask Someone Who Calls in a Bomb Threat, According to the “Life Safety Manual” at My Office Building in Chicago
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December 14, 2005Amended Tag Lines for Arby’s
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December 9, 2005Milton Bradley’s Secret Invasion Orders for the Attack on Boston Harbor
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December 9, 2005Selected Comments From a British Web Discussion Forum Entitled “Protecting Your Home From Criminals—How Far Would You Go?”
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December 9, 2005Ideas for Creating American Jobs That Are Better Than the 735,000 Jobs Promised If Drilling Is Allowed in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge
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December 9, 2005What I Learned Listening to AM Radio
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December 2, 2005Socially Awkward Situations During Which It Would Be Acceptable to Mess With Texas
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November 18, 2005Intimidating But Rejected Sports-Team Names
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November 18, 2005Bruce Springsteen Songs, If the Titles More Accurately Reflected the Subject Matter
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November 18, 2005Movies That Won’t Be Shown on the Lifetime Network
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November 11, 2005Forthcoming Books in the Increasingly Mature Harry Potter Series
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November 11, 2005If Beasts Were Breasts in the Bookstore
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