Are you still picking at it?
Pile getting low?
Finished with your business?
You’re not going to eat the rest of that, are you?
Done working on that?
Got room in there for dessert?
Ready to pop?
So I guess everything went down OK?
January 13, 2006
Unpleasant Questions to Be Asked at the End of a Meal
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