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All posts tagged
eating
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May 7, 2019I Took On the American Cheeseburger, and It Defeated Me
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January 3, 2019My Sister Pushes the Lobster
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December 17, 201815 Holiday Weight-Loss Tips
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June 12, 2018Whole30 Changed My Entire Relationship With Food Because I’m Dead Now
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July 6, 2017Quiz: How Ugly, Gross and Stupid Do You Look When You Eat Corn on the Cob?
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December 2, 2014The Entirety of My Thoughts as I Eat My Son’s Mac and Cheese Dinner
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March 31, 2014This Authentic Food is Delicious, But I Think My Mouth is On Fire
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January 10, 2014An Open Letter to My Anorexia
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April 29, 2013A Letter to My Unborn Cheeseburger
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July 12, 2012Family Practice: An Occasional Column by “Dr.” Amy Fusselman: On “Feating” and “Reating”
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 24, 2020Why I Decided Not to Have an OBGYN and Let Wendy From Work Handle My Prenatal Care Instead
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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January 21, 2020If Your University’s Administration Ran a Polar Expedition
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January 28, 2020Democrats Must Appeal to the Tiny Margin of People Who Voted for Trump and Might Be Open to Supporting a Moderate Democrat in 2020
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January 28, 2020How to Find Your Correct Bra Size
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January 28, 2020Why Cover Letters Are Such an Important Part of Building a Miniature Town Made of Paper