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All posts tagged
eating
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May 7, 2019I Took On the American Cheeseburger, and It Defeated Me
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January 3, 2019My Sister Pushes the Lobster
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December 17, 201815 Holiday Weight-Loss Tips
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June 12, 2018Whole30 Changed My Entire Relationship With Food Because I’m Dead Now
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July 6, 2017Quiz: How Ugly, Gross and Stupid Do You Look When You Eat Corn on the Cob?
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December 2, 2014List: The Entirety of My Thoughts as I Eat My Son’s Mac and Cheese Dinner
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March 31, 2014Monologue: This Authentic Food is Delicious, But I Think My Mouth is On Fire
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January 10, 2014Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Anorexia
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April 29, 2013A Letter to My Unborn Cheeseburger
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July 12, 2012Family Practice: An Occasional Column by “Dr.” Amy Fusselman: On “Feating” and “Reating”
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November 5, 2019If You Call Me a “Boomer” You Are Committing a Hate Crime
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November 6, 2019My 11-Month-Old Baby’s HR Discrimination Complaint
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October 29, 2019We’re the Husbands from Every Haunted House Movie, and We Think You’re Just Not Giving Our New Home a Chance
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November 8, 2019From One Parent to Another: Thank You, T.I.
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