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February 23, 2006Possible Titles for an Actual A&E Network Documentary on a Murder Case in Battle Creek, Michigan
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February 16, 2006Selected Entries From the Index to the Owner’s Handbook of the 2000 Saturn S-Series Sedan
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February 16, 2006Upcoming Jean-Claude Van Damme Film Titles That Show a Lack of Imagination on the Part of the Director and Screenwriters
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February 16, 2006Anticipated Sequels to the Children’s Book Everyone Poops
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February 10, 2006Nonviolent Westerns
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February 10, 2006Hot New Color Trends for 2006
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February 10, 2006Activities That Might Prove More Practical Than Cleaning My Gas Mask Once a Month as the Army Suggests
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February 3, 2006Terrifying Bioengineered Animal-Snack Hybrids Not Mentioned as Potential Threats During the State of the Union Address
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February 3, 2006Last Night’s Top Five Alphabet-Soup Spoonfuls
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February 3, 2006Unlikely World War II Fighter Squadron Names
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February 3, 2006Brian Wilson’s First Five Suggestions for the Name of the Album That Would Be Called Pet Sounds
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February 1, 2006Responses to People on the 6 Train That Hopefully Convey My Feelings in a Polite Way
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April 18, 2025The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ
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