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March 15, 2006Possible Reasons My Short Stories Are So Poorly Reviewed by the Other Members of My Writers’ Workshop
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March 15, 2006Linebackers Who Are Twice as Good as Mike Singletary
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March 8, 2006Things I Might Be Convinced to Give My Left Arm For
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March 8, 2006Reasons the Little Teapot Was Picked On in High School
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March 8, 2006Things I Could Have Said When the Strap on My Israeli Paratrooper Bag Broke If I’d Known the Outcome of Whichever War It Was Used In
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March 6, 2006Sample Emoticons for e-Kicking Someone in the e-Balls
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March 3, 2006What the People Who Used to Live in My House Apparently Said to Each Other Before Selling It to Me
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March 3, 2006Victoria’s Secret
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March 3, 2006Things That Are Beyond the Pale
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March 3, 2006Other Signs Held Up by Olympic Moguls Skier Toby Dawson’s Mom Besides “GOOD LUCK, TOBY DAWSON!”
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February 23, 2006Smart Sequels and Spinoffs That Failed With the 18-to-34-Year-Old Demographic
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February 23, 2006A Gay Cowboy’s Top 10 Movies of 2005
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