Lists

The Future of Paper Plates

Common Enemies of the Paperboy, According to the Nintendo Game of the Same Name

Common Phrases Not Written in My High-School Yearbook, for a Multitude of Reasons

Titles of Songs I Could Credibly Write If I Became a Rap Star

Medical Maladies Less Well Known Than Lou Gehrig’s Disease That Are Also Named After Athletes

Sleeper Asbestos-Containing Products the Discovery of Whose Fatal Fiber Emissions Would Trigger Mass Panic

Natural Rock Features Named by an Overwrought Mother Hired by the National Park Service

Frank McCourt’s American History Class: Course Syllabus

Perks No Longer Allowed to Congress Under the New Proposed Ethics Code

Reasons I Stand by My Decision to Pick Seton Hall to Make the Final Four of the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament Despite Their 20-Point Loss to Wichita State in the First Round

Other Names Sting Could Go By, as Suggested by My Thesaurus

Hit Songs of the 1970s and ’80s If the South Had Won the Civil War