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Groups Shocked at the Revelation That Judas May Have Been Jesus’ Most Loyal Disciple

Some Entirely Realistic Suggestions Following the Failures of the Quixotic “War on Drugs” and “War on Terror.”

Bullet Points Written on a Conference Room Easel, Left Over From a Meeting at Which I Wish I Had Been Present

Board Games Inspired by the Bush Administration

Hoover Dam Fast-Fact Pamphlet If Hoover Dam Were a Scale Model Made of Legos

Actual Month-by-Month Headlines From the Past Year of the Gmail Sidebar Advertisements That Google Determined Were Relevant to My Life by Matching Them to Keywords in My E-Mails

Avian Maladies Commonly Misdiagnosed as Bird Flu

Transformers No One Bought

Disneyland Rides If Disney Were Bought Out by the Campbell Soup Company

Plot Synopses for Episodes of a Gilligan’s Island Remake Starring Members of the Bush Administration

That’s So Raven

People Who Know My Sins