Ask me about the C-section.
More of a tit man, thanks.
Still pissed about missing the millennium.
I buried my heart at Legoland.
Waiting for Godot.
Don’t let Tony Danza touch me.
Stop the war. Already.
Stunt double for Katie Holmes’s baby.
Property of Child and Family Services
Glad those stairs were carpeted.
Slap me if you love Jesus.
Not quite getting this whole “MILF” phenomenon.
I beheld then because of the voice of the great words which the horn spake: I beheld even till the beast was slain, and his body destroyed, and given to the burning flame.
Daddy didn’t want me.
Ask me about the extra digit.
Grandma won’t shut up.