Puff the Magic Dragon
Snort the Magic Pegasus
Pop the Magic Chimera
Freebase the Magic Narwhal
Mainline the Magic Hippogriff
Spray-Onto-a-Rag-and-Inhale the Magic Big Red Dog
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Puff the Magic Dragon
Snort the Magic Pegasus
Pop the Magic Chimera
Freebase the Magic Narwhal
Mainline the Magic Hippogriff
Spray-Onto-a-Rag-and-Inhale the Magic Big Red Dog