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All posts tagged
monsters
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January 26, 2021How to Potty Train Your Child If a Basilisk Lives in Your Toilet
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January 22, 2020Is Your Child an Elder God, Fae Changeling, Keanu Reeves, or Just a Kid?
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August 25, 2017Why I’m Leaving New York (And Why It Has Nothing to Do With the Grumongulon)
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May 23, 2017Casting Call for Universal’s Rebooted Sexy Lady Monster Universe
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April 4, 2016Why I’m Supporting the Demonic Creature That Emerged From the Depths of Hell In This Year’s Presidential Election
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February 27, 2015Sentient Cloud of Poisonous Gas Seeks Companion
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January 21, 2015The Cephalopod Monster Secretly Living in Your Attic Requests That You Take this Brief Survey
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March 10, 2014The Sirens’ Performance Review
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February 14, 2014The Loch Ness Monster is My Soulmate
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October 10, 2012Paid for By the Committee to Re-Elect Gralp
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April 13, 2021An FAQ About Your New Birth Control: The Music of Rush
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April 9, 2021The Five Stages of Grief When Dealing With No Longer Being Able to See the “Scoop, There It Is” Geico Commercial
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April 9, 2021An Open Letter to My Children Regarding the Commencement of Asynchronous Parenting
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April 5, 2021Brood X or Gen X?