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All posts tagged
monsters
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August 25, 2017Why I’m Leaving New York (And Why It Has Nothing to Do With the Grumongulon)
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May 23, 2017Casting Call for Universal’s Rebooted Sexy Lady Monster Universe
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April 4, 2016Why I’m Supporting the Demonic Creature That Emerged From the Depths of Hell In This Year’s Presidential Election
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February 27, 2015Sentient Cloud of Poisonous Gas Seeks Companion
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January 21, 2015The Cephalopod Monster Secretly Living in Your Attic Requests That You Take this Brief Survey
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March 10, 2014The Sirens’ Performance Review
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February 14, 2014The Loch Ness Monster is My Soulmate
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October 10, 2012Paid for By the Committee to Re-Elect Gralp
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August 15, 2012Recap of a Movie-Themed Game of Charades Played By People Hiding from a Giant Monster
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May 4, 2010The Long Island Smoke Monster Speaks Out About Lost
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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November 13, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers