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monsters
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July 17, 2023I Am a Monster Hell Bent on Destroying Earth, but Humans Are More Concerned That I’m a Lesbian
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April 21, 2022Our Hybrid Work Policy Requires You in the Office Twice a Week to Battle the Bog Man
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November 9, 2021I Am Godzilla, King of Monsters, and I, Too, Had a Brief Relationship with Pete Davidson
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October 22, 2021Actually, Sandworm Attacks Have Only a One Percent Death Rate
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January 26, 2021How to Potty Train Your Child If a Basilisk Lives in Your Toilet
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January 22, 2020Is Your Child an Elder God, Fae Changeling, Keanu Reeves, or Just a Kid?
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August 25, 2017Why I’m Leaving New York (And Why It Has Nothing to Do With the Grumongulon)
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May 23, 2017Casting Call for Universal’s Rebooted Sexy Lady Monster Universe
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April 4, 2016Why I’m Supporting the Demonic Creature That Emerged From the Depths of Hell In This Year’s Presidential Election
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February 27, 2015Sentient Cloud of Poisonous Gas Seeks Companion
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