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since 1998.
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All posts tagged
monsters
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August 25, 2017Why I’m Leaving New York (And Why It Has Nothing to Do With the Grumongulon)
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May 23, 2017Casting Call for Universal’s Rebooted Sexy Lady Monster Universe
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April 4, 2016Why I’m Supporting the Demonic Creature That Emerged From the Depths of Hell In This Year’s Presidential Election
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February 27, 2015Sentient Cloud of Poisonous Gas Seeks Companion
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January 21, 2015The Cephalopod Monster Secretly Living in Your Attic Requests That You Take this Brief Survey
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March 10, 2014The Sirens’ Performance Review
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February 14, 2014The Loch Ness Monster is My Soulmate
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October 10, 2012Paid for By the Committee to Re-Elect Gralp
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August 15, 2012Recap of a Movie-Themed Game of Charades Played By People Hiding from a Giant Monster
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May 4, 2010The Long Island Smoke Monster Speaks Out About Lost
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 19, 2019List: Impossible reCAPTCHAs
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money
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March 22, 2019List: What Guests Said At the Patriarchy’s Funeral
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March 22, 2019
Phoenix, a New Mini-Book by Dave Eggers About His Visit to an Arizona Trump Rally, at Which Dozens of Citizens Freely Carried AR-15s, Hundreds (Including the Author) Were Teargassed, and Miraculously No One Was Killed or Wounded -
March 22, 2019Excerpts From Gabriel García Márquez’s Love In the Time of Covfefe