The dark turkey meat
Congressional Slip ’N Slide
Autographed footballs
Phone calls during dinner
Re-entry without hand stamp
Choice of two or more toppings at congressional
sundae bar
Free ringtones
Dicking over Native Americans
March 20, 2006
Perks No Longer Allowed to Congress Under the New Proposed Ethics Code
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