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March 20, 2006

Perks No Longer Allowed to Congress Under the New Proposed Ethics Code

by Thomas Hynes

The dark turkey meat

Congressional Slip ’N Slide

Autographed footballs

Phone calls during dinner

Re-entry without hand stamp

Choice of two or more toppings at congressional
sundae bar

Free ringtones

Dicking over Native Americans

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