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government
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October 30, 2023Our City’s New Initiative Will End Homelessness by Calling It Something Else
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October 27, 2022I Don’t Want Government Involved in Decisions About Abortion. Instead, I Want Government Involved in Decisions About Abortion
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October 4, 2022Timeline for Our Town’s Plan to Install a Single Traffic Light
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November 21, 2016How to Drain the Swamp in 9 Easy Steps
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August 9, 2016Will Someone Please Tell Me What to Do With My Body?
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July 1, 2016America Finally Passes Meaningful Gun Control Legislation
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March 30, 2016Bartleby, the Senator: A Story of Merrick Garland
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March 23, 2016This Bill is Not Perfect
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February 15, 2016Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Which Presidential Site Should I Visit?
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February 18, 2015Welcome to the Federal Department of Outrage
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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