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All posts tagged
government
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October 30, 2023Our City’s New Initiative Will End Homelessness by Calling It Something Else
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October 27, 2022I Don’t Want Government Involved in Decisions About Abortion. Instead, I Want Government Involved in Decisions About Abortion
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October 4, 2022Timeline for Our Town’s Plan to Install a Single Traffic Light
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November 21, 2016How to Drain the Swamp in 9 Easy Steps
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August 9, 2016Will Someone Please Tell Me What to Do With My Body?
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July 1, 2016America Finally Passes Meaningful Gun Control Legislation
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March 30, 2016Bartleby, the Senator: A Story of Merrick Garland
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March 23, 2016This Bill is Not Perfect
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February 15, 2016Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Which Presidential Site Should I Visit?
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February 18, 2015Welcome to the Federal Department of Outrage
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian