All posts tagged
government
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April 2, 2013Monologue: A Government Wasteocrat Comes Clean
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February 26, 2013Monologue: White House Press Secretary Has a Few Words About the Secret Kill List
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February 29, 2012Non-Essential Mnemonics: Vegans Proudly Show Off Their Healthy “Pretend Poultry” Tacos or Their Soy Sauce Omelettes. Seemingly, Skipping Over the Tasty Staples of Dinner Appeals to Annoying Gardeners
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February 17, 2012What It’s Like Being President, Metaphorically Speaking
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December 8, 2011American Policy Suggestions from a Chicago Sports Fan: Congress Should Lockout a Professional Sport Until the Super Committee Reaches a Deal
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November 22, 2011The Long Walk: A Column About Washington: What We Talk About When We Talk About Washington
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June 23, 2011The Hexagon Papers
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June 6, 2011The Committee for Public Harrumphing Will Hold an Open Hearing Next Friday
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February 10, 2011Monologue: A Senator Brings The Necronomicon to His Filibuster
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February 4, 2011Open Letter: An Open Letter to Jim at the Oregon Department of Revenue
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January 2, 2019I Don’t Hate Women Candidates — I Just Hated Hillary and Coincidentally I’m Starting to Hate Elizabeth Warren
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January 9, 2019I Used My Wife’s Vibrating Dildo to Achieve My First Prostate Orgasm and Now I’m In Narnia and I Can’t Get Back Home
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January 4, 2019I Watched the Video of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Dancing In College, and Now I Understand the Necessity of Free-Market Economics
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January 10, 2019List: Top Dinner Suggestions According to a Three-Year-Old’s Eating Habits