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government
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April 2, 2013Monologue: A Government Wasteocrat Comes Clean
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February 26, 2013Monologue: White House Press Secretary Has a Few Words About the Secret Kill List
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February 29, 2012Non-Essential Mnemonics: Vegans Proudly Show Off Their Healthy “Pretend Poultry” Tacos or Their Soy Sauce Omelettes. Seemingly, Skipping Over the Tasty Staples of Dinner Appeals to Annoying Gardeners
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February 17, 2012What It’s Like Being President, Metaphorically Speaking
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December 8, 2011American Policy Suggestions from a Chicago Sports Fan: Congress Should Lockout a Professional Sport Until the Super Committee Reaches a Deal
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November 22, 2011The Long Walk: A Column About Washington: What We Talk About When We Talk About Washington
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June 23, 2011The Hexagon Papers
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June 6, 2011The Committee for Public Harrumphing Will Hold an Open Hearing Next Friday
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February 10, 2011Monologue: A Senator Brings The Necronomicon to His Filibuster
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February 4, 2011Open Letter: An Open Letter to Jim at the Oregon Department of Revenue
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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November 5, 2018Can You Find the Hidden Images In These 15 “Magic Eye” Photos?
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October 31, 2018Why It’s Too Difficult For Me to Vote, and How Many Beers I Can Butt Chug In Under 60 Seconds
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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