SPECIAL DECORATIVE-GOURD-RELATED PROMOTION!
Become a McSweeney’s Internet Tendency patron at $10 (or more) a month, and receive a free It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers tote bag. (Offer ends October 1st.)
All posts tagged
government
-
April 2, 2013A Government Wasteocrat Comes Clean
-
February 26, 2013White House Press Secretary Has a Few Words About the Secret Kill List
-
February 29, 2012Non-Essential Mnemonics: Vegans Proudly Show Off Their Healthy “Pretend Poultry” Tacos or Their Soy Sauce Omelettes. Seemingly, Skipping Over the Tasty Staples of Dinner Appeals to Annoying Gardeners
-
February 17, 2012What It’s Like Being President, Metaphorically Speaking
-
December 8, 2011American Policy Suggestions from a Chicago Sports Fan: Congress Should Lockout a Professional Sport Until the Super Committee Reaches a Deal
-
November 22, 2011The Long Walk: A Column About Washington: What We Talk About When We Talk About Washington
-
June 23, 2011The Hexagon Papers
-
June 6, 2011The Committee for Public Harrumphing Will Hold an Open Hearing Next Friday
-
February 10, 2011A Senator Brings The Necronomicon to His Filibuster
-
February 4, 2011An Open Letter to Jim at the Oregon Department of Revenue
Trending 🔥
-
September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
-
September 7, 2021A Short Quiz for My Students in Lieu of Asking About Their Vaccine Status or Requesting That They Wear Masks
-
September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
-
September 8, 2021Wake Up, Sailors, Scurvy Is a Hoax