Small children
Break dancers
Nonsubscribers, who should be punished
Small tornadoes
The editor of the paper, who seems to think staff career moves are appropriate front-page headlines
The grim specter of death
April 14, 2006
Common Enemies of the Paperboy, According to the Nintendo Game of the Same Name
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