Dance Dance Revolution

by Matthew Bonnano

Bolero
Fandango
Proletarian

Salsa
Samba
Bolshevik

Waltz
Quickstep
American

Jig
Lindy Hop
Industrial

Merengue
Swing
Social

Fox Trot
Mazurka
Bloodless Coup

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