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NEW YORK: See Dave Eggers and Tabitha St. Bernard, one of the founders of the Women’s March, talk about youth activism and other topics at Books of Wonder. February 27 at 7:30 pm.

March 24, 2006

Sleeper Asbestos-Containing Products the Discovery of Whose Fatal Fiber Emissions Would Trigger Mass Panic

by Laura Mellis

Bathroom air fresheners

Ice cream

Grungy office telephones

Tampons

Portable music devices

Mary Jane

Dental floss

The mangy baby binky my brother drags to every family event

Nose spray

Oxygen tanks

Asbestos-free insulation

Kegs

Asbestos

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List: Word Problems for the Race Conscious

by Dymir Arthur
January 30, 2019

Monologue: I Am a Stryker-X Assault Backpack, and This Airport Lounge Is an Insult

by Tom Ellison
February 19, 2019

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by Clancy Tripp

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