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October 12, 2005The Names of the President and the Members of the Presidential Cabinet According to the Etymological Backgrounds of Their First and Last Names, and of Their Middle Names When Available
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October 7, 2005If Yosemite Sam’s Curses Were Considered Real Profanity and Were Dubbed Over for Television in the Same Clumsy, Unconvincing Manner as 1980s R-Rated Movies
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October 7, 2005Ways in Which the Disinterred Corpse of Silent-Film Actor Lon Chaney Would Be a Better Vice President Than Dick Cheney
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October 5, 2005As Yet Unrecognized by Microsoft Windows
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October 5, 2005Fruit-Drink Flavors That Never Took Off
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September 30, 2005Things You Would Say If You Had a Time Machine and Lots of Financial Problems
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September 30, 2005State Songs, If They All Suggested the Apathy of Idaho’s “Here We Have Idaho”
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September 30, 2005Ed Harrelson, Teen-Driver’s-Education Instructor
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September 23, 20057 Habits of Highly Successful People
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September 23, 2005Stories About My Puma
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September 16, 2005Companies at the Vanguard of the New Era in Christian Marketing
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September 16, 2005What Thoreau Is Missing
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 18, 2025The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ
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