Printing and distributing 300 million copies of the Bill of Rights as currently interpreted by the Bush administration

Building and rebuilding cities in geographically untenable locations

National Gluttony Day

Eliminating outsourcing of secret CIA prisons

Mandating organic farming methods

Manual re-counting of all election results tabulated by Diebold

Legalizing the production, marketing, and distribution of marijuana

Clothing the Abercrombie & Fitch models

Reducing class sizes

A war