Decorative soaps
Novelty tuxedo T-shirt
Monsta Jams compilation CD
Cat Fancy subscription
Personalized belt buckle
Ruby Tuesday gift certificate
BeDazzler
Patrick Nagel print
Who Moved My Cheese? (paperback)
June 29, 2005
Christmas Presents I Would Consider Giving Mr. Belvedere Were He My Personal Manservant
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