April 5, 2005 Lists Things You Will Still Be Able to Do After the Collapse of Society As We Know It, Provided Your Postapocalyptic Vision Aligns With Kevin Costner’s by Joseph Faison 1. Get your mail. 2. Drink your own urine. Film Apocalypse Kevin Costner Waterworld As little as $1 a month ($12 a year!) goes a long way towards supporting our editorial staff and contributors while keeping us ad-free. Become a McSweeney’s Internet Tendency patron today. Become a patron Share Tweet