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All posts tagged
apocalypse
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May 22, 2019“Old Town The Road” By Lil Nas X, Featuring Cormac McCarthy
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August 17, 2017I Regret Decluttering My Home So Shortly Before the Zombie Apocalypse
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August 1, 2017Why Am I Still Trying to Write Humor Pieces Post-Apocalypse?
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January 13, 2017We Are Sorry for the Food Craze
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December 14, 2016So You Live Near the Never-Ending Fire: 7 Frequently Asked Questions
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December 7, 2016We Can’t Just Blame All Our Problems On the Terror Orb
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November 8, 2016List: Buckle Up! Here Are Some Future Headlines After Trump is Elected
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March 15, 2016Let’s Make Dystopia Great Again
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November 3, 2015The Four Horsemen of Gentrification
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May 27, 2015Monologue: A Guy Who Overestimated Swine Flu Emerges From His Bunker
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 23, 2019I Am Your Dread Lord Nyarlathop, and You All Better Stop Scouring My Recently Recovered Grimoires for a Banishment Spell
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May 23, 2019List: Cost Saving Advantages of Perimenopause
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May 23, 2019
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May 23, 2019The Thing I Need Most In My Life Right Now Is a Purpose-Driven Paper Towel Brand