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August 17, 2004

New Names for Previously Recalled Pharmaceuticals Being Remarketed to Take Advantage of Their Side Effects

by Chris Steck

Flaccidia

Paranoi

Sexsate

Pyroderm

Hydrotain

Refluxia

Notsotrim

Foliminayt

Lethargin

Seizia

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