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February 11, 2003What I Found in My Two-Year-Old Son’s Playroom
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February 11, 2003Subjects My Dad Doesn’t Like and Will Discuss at Length
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February 11, 2003Some Famous Names That Can Replace the Word Yesterday in the Song “Yesterday,” by Paul McCartney
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February 11, 2003Regrettable Puns I’ve Used as Headlines at the In-Flight Magazine for Which I Work
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February 11, 2003Titles of Various Reviews of Hamlet
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February 11, 2003The Quotable Bazooka Joe
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February 11, 2003Top Ten Things I (Not Me) Love About You, Janine (Probably Not You)
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February 11, 2003Teams in My Fantasy Hockey League
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January 21, 2003Ways This One Project Manager Replies to My Replies to Her E-mailed Questions About Documentation
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January 21, 2003Words and Phrases I Use at Work, but Seldom Use at Home
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January 21, 2003Names, Words, and Phrases from Notes Taken in an Archaeology Class, Whose Meanings and Context I Have Since Forgotten
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January 21, 2003Nicknames I’ve Been Called by My Family
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 18, 2025The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ
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