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August 21, 2003Robert Frost Greeting Cards
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August 21, 2003Things I Would Say to Dorothy Parker If I Was Her Boyfriend that Would Lead to a Huge Fight
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August 6, 2003Possible Collaborations Between James Brown and Loretta Lynn, to be Performed at This Year’s Kennedy Center Honors Ceremony
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August 6, 2003The Tables of Contents of C.G. Jung’s The Undiscovered Self and Dr. Wayne Dyer’s Self-help Book Your Erroneous Zones Spliced Together
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August 6, 2003Spin-Offs of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
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July 29, 2003Actual Phrases from My American History Textbook
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July 21, 2003Eleven Boxers Who Failed to Intimidate
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July 21, 2003Recent Unpatriotic Thoughts: Canadian Edition
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July 18, 2003Potential Titles for the Next Installment of the Harry Potter Series, as Co-Authored by Judy Blume
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July 18, 2003Emotions/Bodily Responses I Experience When Reading About the Controversy Surrounding President Bush’s State of the Union Address in Which He Falsely Stated That Iraq Had Tried to Secure “Yellowcake” Uranium from Niger
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July 16, 2003Nicknames for Jesus
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July 16, 2003Things That Will Eventually Lead to the Demise of Rush Limbaugh, NFL Analyst
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