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September 3, 2002Bored, I Search Google for “Luke Is.”
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September 3, 2002Actual Soap Opera Recaps, 1996-2002
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September 3, 2002Vocabulary Words We Learned by Playing Dungeons & Dragons
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August 12, 2002Military Acronyms That Are Also Men’s Names
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August 12, 2002Papa Was a Rolling Stone
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August 12, 2002Names I’ve Been Called as a Little League Umpire
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August 12, 2002Local TV Weatherman or Porn Actor?
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August 5, 2002Scientific Journals Available Electronically at the Mt. Sinai School of Medicine
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August 5, 2002Lessons Learned from My Study of Literature
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August 5, 2002Terms Used in an Office-Supply Catalog to Describe Placements of Tabs on Manila File Folders That Could Also Describe Political Ideologies or Sexual Preferences
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August 5, 2002Films about Tough Jews
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August 5, 2002Actual Responses by My Fourteen-Year-Old Japanese Students to the Prompts “In the Future, I Want to Be…” and “Because…”
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 18, 2025The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ
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