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June 24, 2002Keywords That Recently Directed Google Users to My Website
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June 16, 2002Selected Words from a Chinese-English Dictionary Published in the People’s Republic of China And the Sentences Used to Illustrate Their Meanings
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June 16, 2002The Wrong Mantras
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June 16, 2002Pre-1900 American Political Party or Music Group?
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June 10, 2002I Am a Big Fan of the Following Westerns, and No, They Aren’t Porn
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June 10, 2002Words Overheard in an Amtrak Dining Car Bound for Seattle
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June 10, 2002Actual Titles of Stephen Dixon Short Stories Used As Ice Breakers to Mixed Results (Punctuation Mine)
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June 10, 2002Actual Headlines from the March InStyle Magazine
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June 10, 2002Nicknames for Some of My Coworkers
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June 10, 2002Titling Movies
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June 3, 2002Actual Names Entered into the Electronic Scorekeeper at Clover Lakes Bowling Alley, in Rochester, New York
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June 3, 2002International Equivalents for “Cake Hole.”
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