Lime Laura
Peach Patti
Chartreuse Chandra
Gray Gertie
Tan Tameka
Maroon Mary
Brick Red Barbara
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Lime Laura
Peach Patti
Chartreuse Chandra
Gray Gertie
Tan Tameka
Maroon Mary
Brick Red Barbara