Support Racial Justice Orgs

The movement for racial justice needs you at protests, and needs you to vote — but it also could use your donations. There are so many organizations that have long been in the fight, and now more than ever, they need your funds to keep the momentum. Here’s the beginning of a list we’ll be adding to regularly.

July 29, 2002

Lists

Review Headings of New York City’s Bliss Spa

by Gloria Fallon

Fabu-bliss!!
Totally Blissful!
Totally rude
So-So value
A Slice of Heaven
Save Your Money
The best Brazilian bikini wax ever!!!
Obnoxious
I took a shower for this?!
Nightmare in Soho
Blissfully rude staff
Money leeches
To Bliss or Not To Bliss
Missed the Bliss
So…………….soHo
Too Damn Expensive
Don’t believe what you read
McDonalds of Spa
Bliss is for Classy People
It’s a circus
Bliss-ter
Bliss is a miss
Stress Spa
I think I just found God…
Not so BLISSful after all…

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