1. At the Museums.

B-Boyz Rule
Boys will be Beastie
Joe F. is Van Gay
Lick Nuts
[Picture of male genital apparatus]
[Anatomically impossible drawing of headless naked man]
Curate this, fuckwad [with picture of hand, middle-finger extended]
This water sure is cold

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2. On Pedestrian Portion of the Cedar Avenue Bridge.

Ozzy is my god
No more lies [with crossed-out American flag]
Smoke the weed
Gina Scinnen — Prom?
Gorge Harrison — while my guitar gently weeps
Eden Prairie Sucks
Down with Big Brother
I Love Big Brother