Trance Tuba
Self-Deprecating Hip Hop
All Dog Bluegrass
Mild Salsa
Teamsta Rap
Immature Adult Contemporary
Back Hair Metal
Gangsta Polka
Amino Acid Jazz
Despairaoke
Barbershop Quartet Core
Psychedelic Chamber Groups
Hard on the Outside But with a Squishy Nougat Center Core
Graduate School Rap
Halfway-House Music
Reasonable Speed Metal
Jazz-Crap Fusion
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