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Articles by
John Moe
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January 15, 2020The Loudest Smurf I Ever Smurfed: An Oral History of the Smurfs’ Final Confrontation With Gargamel
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November 13, 2019Bob Seger Writes to His Accountant
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November 1, 2018Samples of College Admissions Essays Freely Available for Applicants to Build Upon
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June 20, 2018Pros and Cons of Possible Destinations for LeBron James in Free Agency
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April 4, 2018Fifty-Six Questions for Young MC Upon Hearing “Bust a Move” for the First Time in Twenty-Two Years
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July 18, 2016Final Schedule for the 2016 Republican National Convention
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July 5, 2016Pros and Cons of Hillary Clinton’s Top 20 Vice-Presidential Candidates
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May 31, 2016An Updated List of the Hardest Parts By Mr. Tom Petty, Revising an Earlier Assertion That the Waiting Was the Hardest Part
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January 7, 2016I’m Marrying M&M’s and You Have Some Questions
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February 5, 2015Harper Lee’s Letters to Her Editor After the Publication of To Kill a Mockingbird
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June 20, 2011A Court-Ordered Letter from Dora the Explorer’s Mother
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April 18, 2011A Debrief from the National Floppy Clocks Corporation President
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February 12, 2020Who Said It: Mike Bloomberg or Lucille Bluth?
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February 13, 2018If Literature’s “Complicated Men” Were On Tinder
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January 24, 2020Why I Decided Not to Have an OBGYN and Let Wendy From Work Handle My Prenatal Care Instead
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546