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John Moe
John Moe has written for McSweeney’s for a very long time. His most recent book is The Hilarious World of Depression. He lives in Saint Paul where he makes podcasts, writes, and sings in a band.
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December 9, 2020The 100% True History of Santa and Jesus, Probably
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June 19, 2020I Am the Dad Who Installed Lava in the Rumpus Room Floor
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February 19, 2020The Great American Bison: A History of Death and Resilience
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January 15, 2020The Loudest Smurf I Ever Smurfed: An Oral History of the Smurfs’ Final Confrontation With Gargamel
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November 13, 2019Bob Seger Writes to His Accountant
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November 1, 2018Samples of College Admissions Essays Freely Available for Applicants to Build Upon
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June 20, 2018Pros and Cons of Possible Destinations for LeBron James in Free Agency
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April 4, 2018Fifty-Six Questions for Young MC Upon Hearing “Bust a Move” for the First Time in Twenty-Two Years
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July 18, 2016Final Schedule for the 2016 Republican National Convention
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July 5, 2016Pros and Cons of Hillary Clinton’s Top 20 Vice-Presidential Candidates
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May 31, 2016An Updated List of the Hardest Parts By Mr. Tom Petty, Revising an Earlier Assertion That the Waiting Was the Hardest Part
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January 7, 2016I’m Marrying M&M’s and You Have Some Questions
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April 9, 2021The Five Stages of Grief When Dealing With No Longer Being Able to See the “Scoop, There It Is” Geico Commercial
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April 9, 2021An Open Letter to My Children Regarding the Commencement of Asynchronous Parenting
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April 13, 2021An FAQ About Your New Birth Control: The Music of Rush
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April 2, 2021The Party of Family Values Would Like to Expand the Definition of “Family” and Also of “Values”
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April 14, 2021Would-You-Rathers for Parents Deciding Whether or Not to Send Their Kids Back to In-Person School