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Articles by
John Moe
John Moe has written for McSweeney’s for a very long time. His most recent book is The Hilarious World of Depression. He lives in Saint Paul where he makes podcasts, writes, and sings in a band.
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December 30, 2022What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You
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November 22, 2022A Letter to Nancy Sinatra from Her Boots That Were Made for Walking
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October 18, 2022What Your Favorite NBA Big Man Says about You
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June 17, 2022Recipes from the Cookbook of the Dad Who’s a Little Too Attached to His College Years
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June 8, 2021A Letter to Charles Schulz from Patty, Not Peppermint Patty, the Original Patty
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December 9, 2020The 100% True History of Santa and Jesus, Probably
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June 19, 2020I Am the Dad Who Installed Lava in the Rumpus Room Floor
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February 19, 2020The Great American Bison: A History of Death and Resilience
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January 15, 2020The Loudest Smurf I Ever Smurfed: An Oral History of the Smurfs’ Final Confrontation With Gargamel
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November 13, 2019Bob Seger Writes to His Accountant
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November 1, 2018Samples of College Admissions Essays Freely Available for Applicants to Build Upon
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June 20, 2018Pros and Cons of Possible Destinations for LeBron James in Free Agency
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January 24, 2023Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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January 19, 2023Oh God, Someone Gave Me Whiskey Stones
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January 10, 2023Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation