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Articles by
John Moe
John Moe has written for McSweeney’s for a very long time. His most recent book is The Hilarious World of Depression. He lives in Saint Paul where he makes podcasts, writes, and sings in a band.
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January 4, 2005I Was Not Invited Back to That School
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December 14, 2004Now Playing at the Zombietown 12-Screen Cineplex
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November 10, 2004The Riddler Makes an Announcement
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October 26, 2004I’m Afraid the Children Are Our Future
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October 21, 2004Excerpts From Dagwood Bumstead’s Intervention
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August 30, 2004John Moe’s Pop Song Correspondences: A Letter to Elvis Presley From His Hound Dog
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August 11, 2004Winnie-the-Pooh is My Co-worker
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July 20, 2004John Moe’s Pop Song Correspondences: A Memo to the Sultans of Swing, From Their Booking Agent
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June 23, 2004John Moe’s Pop Song Correspondences: Letters to Fogerty
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June 10, 2004John Moe’s Pop Song Correspondences: James Taylor Issues an Update on “The Friendship Ring”
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May 26, 2004Pros and Cons of John Kerry’s Top 20 Vice-Presidential Candidates
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May 11, 2004John Moe’s Pop Song Correspondences: Changes to the Hotel California, Made in Response to Mr. Henley’s Recent Complaint
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September 11, 2024Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One with the Tackle and the Bait
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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September 9, 2024A Math Exam, but Obviously Some Stuff Has Happened over the Summer in the Teacher’s Personal Life
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August 30, 2024New School Year Drop-Off and Pick-Up Rules
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September 13, 2024A First-Year Teacher Learns to Use Adhesives from Her Mentor
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September 13, 2024Our Political Parties Have Totally Realigned
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September 12, 2024Voters Deserve an Explanation of Harris’s Flip-Flops, but Not One for Whatever Psychotic Thing Trump Is Saying
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September 12, 2024J. D. Vance Imagines a Day in the Life of a Pet-Eating Immigrant