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Articles by
John Moe
John Moe has written for McSweeney’s for a very long time. His most recent book is The Hilarious World of Depression. He lives in Saint Paul where he makes podcasts, writes, and sings in a band.
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February 11, 2003What I Found in My Two-Year-Old Son’s Playroom
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July 1, 2002Actual Brands of the Coca-Cola Company
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May 27, 2002Music Industry Trends Not Yet Overexposed
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February 5, 2002As a Porn Movie Titler, I May Lack Promise
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June 14, 2001First Panels of Beetle Bailey Comics Which, Taken Out of Context of the Remaining Panels, Provide a More Realistic Portrayal of Life at Camp Swampy
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May 12, 2001Cancelled Regional Morning TV Shows
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April 5, 2001Real and Imagined Things My 3-Month-Old Son Charlie Has Said
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January 22, 2001Cause and Effect Rules for Sidewalk Travel
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December 15, 2000What Alex Rodriguez Can and Cannot Buy With $252 Million
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November 13, 2000Recently Discovered Voting Irregularities in Florida
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October 10, 2000Terrible Names for Hair Salons
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April 5, 2024I’m the Draft List at This Brewery and No, You Can’t Have a Light Beer
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March 27, 2024Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job
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April 3, 2024Emails from My Dentist That Would Actually Make Me Schedule an Appointment
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February 6, 2024My Comments Are in the Google Doc Linked in the Dropbox I Sent in the Slack