Hot Coffee Thrown In Houston’s Face
The Fort Wayne Morning Shed
Shame On You, Denver!
Tulsa Kills Itself
Why Won’t You Love Me, Cincinnati?
A.M. Terrified Grin Detroit
The Ghost Of Anwar Sadat Inexplicably Haunts Tacoma
Wake The Hell Up, Knoxville
Please, Phoenix, Let’s Never Speak Of This Again
Uncomfortable Portland Morning With The Sweaty Guy
I’m Sick Of You, Wichita. I’m Sick Of You And I’m Sick Of Your Shit.
Billings Might As Well Be Dead
Boston Morning With Stabby and Shouty
Orlando Angst
I Said Wake the Hell Up, Knoxville! Jesus!
Percodan-Free Pittsburgh
Get Off Me, Atlanta!
Crispin Glover’s Biloxi Morning Zoo
Wake Up, Mommy! Mommy? Baltimore.
Johnny Cocktail’s Salt Lake City Morning Lounge
What’s the Point, Duluth?
God Hates Anchorage. He Told Me.
Bryant Gumbel Is Pissed Off Again, New York
Knoxville, I’m Gonna Whup Your Ass If You Don’t Wake Up!
Good Morning Indiancrapolis