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John Moe has written for McSweeney’s for a very long time. His most recent book is The Hilarious World of Depression. He lives in Saint Paul where he makes podcasts, writes, and sings in a band.

  • January 15, 2020
    The Loudest Smurf I Ever Smurfed: An Oral History of the Smurfs’ Final Confrontation With Gargamel
    by John Moe and Ben Acker
  • November 13, 2019
    Bob Seger Writes to His Accountant
    by John Moe
  • November 1, 2018
    Samples of College Admissions Essays Freely Available for Applicants to Build Upon
    by John Moe
  • June 20, 2018
    Pros and Cons of Possible Destinations for LeBron James in Free Agency
    by John Moe
  • April 4, 2018
    Fifty-Six Questions for Young MC Upon Hearing “Bust a Move” for the First Time in Twenty-Two Years
    by John Moe
  • July 18, 2016
    Final Schedule for the 2016 Republican National Convention
    by John Moe
  • July 5, 2016
    Pros and Cons of Hillary Clinton’s Top 20 Vice-Presidential Candidates
    by John Moe
  • May 31, 2016
    An Updated List of the Hardest Parts by Mr. Tom Petty, Revising an Earlier Assertion That the Waiting Was the Hardest Part
    by John Moe
  • January 7, 2016
    I’m Marrying M&M’s and You Have Some Questions
    by John Moe
  • February 5, 2015
    Harper Lee’s Letters to Her Editor After the Publication of To Kill a Mockingbird
    by John Moe
  • June 20, 2011
    A Court-Ordered Letter from Dora the Explorer’s Mother
    by John Moe
  • April 18, 2011
    A Debrief from the National Floppy Clocks Corporation President
    by John Moe
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