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Actual Band Names That Double As Excuses for Showing up Late to Work

by Eric Elbogen

Hangover
Bad Sushi
Broken Bus
Stolen Wallet
Trainwreck
Nine Minute Snooze
Last Night I Died
Elevators
Old Lady Drivers
Alien Conspiracy
Total Amnesia
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