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November 5, 2001Objects Found While Bicycling on a County Road in Illinois
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November 5, 2001Names That I Call My Cat, Mr. Miles Caballero Del Gato, Aside from Mr. Miles Caballero Del Gato
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September 3, 2001What People Said to Me upon Being Informed I Had Applied to Work in Antarctica
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September 3, 2001Things Customers Have Said after Asking Me Where All the Oprah Books Are Located and I Point over Their Shoulder, Saying, “Six o’ Clock.”
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September 3, 2001Entrants In The First Decennial Ordinal Film Festival
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September 3, 2001A Good Salesman Can Sell
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September 3, 2001Some Very Unpopular Mixed Drinks
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August 20, 2001The Emperor Has No Cortex: One Hundred Percent True Quotes From My Former Hollywood Bosses
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August 20, 2001I Fainted
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August 20, 2001Actual Names of Racers in the United States Lawnmower Racing Association
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August 20, 2001Pickup Lines That Went Unnoticed
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August 20, 2001All I Remember from a Shelley Winters Biography I Read at Fifteen