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July 9, 2001Off-Season Transactions
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July 9, 2001Lines of Star Wars Dialogue If Obi-Wan Kenobi Had Been Really, Really Depressed
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July 9, 2001Actual Answers to Questions From a Reading Comprehension Booklet
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July 9, 2001Updates
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July 9, 2001Members of a Los Angeles-Area Cheesecake Factory Wait Staff (Listed in Order of Appearance)
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July 9, 2001A Dream Playlist for a Salt Lake City Golden Oldies Station
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July 7, 2001Things I Have Had in My Nose, and If They Got There Intentionally or Accidentally
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July 7, 2001Bad Sums That Equal Danger
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July 7, 2001Lines to be Relayed by a Servile Yet Dignified Waiter to an Interesting-Looking Woman in a Public Place
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July 7, 2001Responses from the Lady, To Be Relayed by That Same Servile Yet Dignified Waiter
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July 7, 2001Five Essentials of Success, as Posted in the Kitchen of an Actual Fast-Food Restaurant
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July 7, 2001Roles Played by Two of Our Most Ubiquitous and Unknown, Yet Instantly Recognizable, Movie and Television Actors
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 18, 2025The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ
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