Sofia (capital of Bulgaria)
Billaba (Jedi Knight)
Nuku’alofa (capital of Tonga)
Pyongyang (capital of Korea)
Poof (Jedi Knight)
Sanaa (capital of Yemen)
Ljubljana (capital of Slovenia)
Colombo (capital of Sri Lanka)
Unduli (Jedi Knight)
Ashgabat (capital of Turkmenistan)
Funafuti (capital of Tuvalu)
Ki-Adi-Mundi (Jedi Knight)
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