A Year in Words That Sound Like Pasta Shapes When Pronounced as Such

Nietzsche’s Angel Food Cake

Remember in Passenger 57 When Elizabeth Hurley Says “How Would You Like Your Steak, Sir?” and He Says “Bloody!” and Then They Start Shooting People? OK. Five Other Ways He Could Have Liked His Steak, With the Concomitant Killing Methodologies

Actual List of Claimants to the Title of Inventor of the Ice Cream Cone

An Eating Contest Begun in the Summer of 1996 and Continuing to This Day

Template for White People Outraged Over Lizzo Playing James Madison’s Flute

I’m Not Like Other Fascists

It Isn’t Misinformation If It’s Phrased as a Series of Completely Unhinged Rhetorical Questions

Let Guided by Voices Title Your Masters Thesis