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January 17, 2000Possible Winning Solutions to the Board Game “Clue” if the Characters were Replaced with Right-Leaning Political Pundits, the Weapons Replaced with Logical Fallacies, and the Rooms Replaced with Either Jung’s “Psychic Containers” or Varieties of Soft Chee
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January 17, 20001999: 10 Dates to Remember
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January 10, 2000Awful Sports
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January 10, 2000Terms That Corporate America Should Consider Using in Place of “Going Forward.”
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January 10, 2000Eventual Everything: 65 Selected Pairs of Guide Words from the McGraw-Hill School Dictionary, 1998 Edition
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January 4, 2000Boring Scores, in Alphabetical Order by Sport
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December 13, 1999Actual List of Claimants to the Title of Inventor of the Ice Cream Cone
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December 9, 1999Bad Names for Action Movies
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December 9, 199920 Irritating Titles
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December 9, 1999Quasimodo’s “To-Do” List for Nov. 15, 1482
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November 16, 1999Bad Names For Professional Wrestlers: The Next Generation
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November 3, 1999Bad Names for Professional Wrestlers
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