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February 23, 2000Real Notes Scribbled In Books Still On The Shelves At Borders Books and Music
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February 23, 2000Best and Worst Teams in Seattle’s Weeknight Co-Rec Soccer League (Divisions 9A-9F)
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February 23, 2000Eric’s Top Ten Movies of 1999
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February 14, 2000Ways To Offer Coffee Refills at a Diner (If You are Working at the Diner)
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February 14, 2000Bad Names for Hamsters
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February 14, 2000Good Names for Hamsters
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February 14, 20003 Little Things I Regret Having Said
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January 31, 2000Freudian Blender Settings
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January 31, 2000Lists Involving Christ, Christian Names, and Peace of Mind
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January 31, 2000Tossed, Hurled, Thrown
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January 31, 2000If Medical Conditions Were Like Masterpiece Theater and Sporting Venues
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January 31, 2000The Blots vs. The Sharks: The Blots’ Playbook
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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May 5, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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May 5, 2025I’m the Private Messaging App Signal, and the Trump Administration Is Ruining My Brand
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May 5, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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May 5, 2025Choose Your Own Adventure (Endings Only)
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May 2, 2025Templates for Thanking President Trump