Lists

The Least Believable Things I Can Reach With a Cane While Sitting at My Computer

Flavors That I Would Imagine the Forehead of Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer Tastes Like

Searching for Orthographical Consensus by Counting Search Results on Google.com, Part One: The Leader of Libya

Slogans of Not-So-Prestigious Schools

Bad Things That Will Happen When You Masturbate

VH-1’s Greatest Songs of Rock and Roll, Adjusted for Not Sucking by Dan, a Viacom Intern, With Minimal Input From Dan’s Older Brother Jim, Whose Girlfriend Just Broke Up With Him Over the Phone

Personal Fashion Mistakes

Steps in the Creation of a List

Future Computer Viruses Named After the Subject Headers of the Emails in Which They Are Propagated

Lines of Dialogue From a Japanese Fansite’s Transcription of Full House Episodes

Questions I Was Asked in Japan

A list of hit tracks by my 11-year-old sister Ruth, whose knowledge of metal and glam rock stems entirely from the cover of a “Nelson and Nelson Smokin’ Guitar Licks” video we saw at the music store, but who, nevertheless, calling herself "The Blast Off!,