A list of hit tracks by my 11-year-old sister Ruth, whose knowledge of metal and glam rock stems entirely from the cover of a “Nelson and Nelson Smokin’ Guitar Licks” video we saw at the music store, but who, nevertheless, calling herself "The Blast Off!,

SOUND CHOMPS FROM OUR ANTHOLOGY,
“LUMPEE & MEEN AT THEIR LUMPIEST & MEENEST”

1) AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, great!!!

2) I’m going to antler you!!!

3) I’m going to antler you! (acoustic love-ballad remix)

4) I should have washed my hands….

5) the “Teaparty of Darkness which is in my Head” Song

6) Mumsy!

7) Broken $237.99 Guitar!!!

8)* Ruth, wipe your chin, you’re dripping—you look like a person who’s not, you know, mentally stable… !!!!

• (props to our mom)