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June 12, 2020A Movie Guide for People Who Think Racial Equality Demonstrations Are Constitutional, Sure, But Also Totally Ruining America
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June 11, 20208 Tenets of Afrofuturistic Utopia
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June 9, 2020Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, As Demonstrated By Assembling a Portable Basketball Hoop In the Driveway With My Husband
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June 8, 2020Quarantine Developmental Milestones
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June 5, 2020Maslow’s Hierarchy of Post-Pandemic Wish Fulfillment Fantasies
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June 4, 2020Things You’re Learning About White People When You’re Their Only Black Friend
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May 29, 2020Standing Agenda: Family Video Chats, May 2020 to Infinity
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May 28, 2020What to Yell Instead of “Rape” In a Society That Has Collectively Decided Rape is Fine
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May 27, 2020Face Mask Alignment Chart
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May 26, 2020What Will Change, What Will Not
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May 22, 2020Teachers’ End of the 2019-2020 School Year Checklist
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