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February 3, 2021Drake Songs or 16th-Century Lutenist John Dowland Parlor Bops with Which to Court Your Desired After This Foul Plague Hath Passed?
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February 2, 2021Basic Math Rules That Do Not Apply to Real Life
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February 1, 2021Five Signs Your Fiddle-Leaf Fig Plant Is Actually Yen-Lo-Wang, the Chinese God of Death
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January 27, 2021AITAs for Parents of Young Children
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January 26, 2021How to Potty Train Your Child If a Basilisk Lives in Your Toilet
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January 25, 2021An Applicant’s Guide to Student Culture at American Universities
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January 22, 2021Eight Famous Poems Rewritten by Your Asshole Cat
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January 20, 2021A Conservative’s Guide to Preparing for a Biden Presidency
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January 15, 2021New Irregular Verb Conjugations
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January 13, 2021Trust Fund Kid or Golden Retriever?
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January 12, 2021The Final Days of Graduate School or the Final Days of Trump’s Presidency?
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January 8, 2021Visiting Paris vs. Giving Me $20 to Throw Dirt On Your Floor and Dress Like a Pigeon
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 18, 2025The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ
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