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All posts tagged
2nd-amendment
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March 1, 2018I’m a Proud Second Amendment-Loving, Law-Abiding American. And I’m Giving Up My F-22 Raptor Fighter Jet
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February 23, 2018Monologue: I’m Wayne LaPierre, and I Fight for Gun Rights Because Every Firearm Is a Sentient Being Containing the Souls of Our Ancestors
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February 19, 2018Open Letters: An Open Letter to James Madison About His Drafting of the Second Amendment
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October 2, 2017List: Things More Heavily Regulated Than Buying a Gun in the United States
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July 20, 2017List: How to Do a Headstand While Wearing Concealed Carry Yoga Pants
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October 26, 2016Monologue: Hello, I’m a Social Justice Warrior, and I’m Here to Take Your Guns
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July 1, 2016America Finally Passes Meaningful Gun Control Legislation
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June 22, 2016Who’s a Good Dog With a Gun?
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April 6, 2016Fear, Inc: Part Four: This Is a Stickup
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December 23, 2015Monologue: Ted Nugent Reviews A Christmas Story
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