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All posts tagged
2nd-amendment
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March 23, 2021The Only Way to Prevent Car Crashes Is More Cars
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October 1, 2019Guns Don’t Kill People. People Kill People. It’s Time We Get Rid of People
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September 26, 2019Scenes from the New Hit Cop Show Louis Cannon: Cruel and Unusual Protector
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August 6, 2019We Must Defend Thanos’s Constitutional Right to Snap His Fingers and Make Half of the Universe Disappear
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August 5, 2019I Can’t Imagine Why a White Nationalist With My Politics Would Do Such a Thing
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March 1, 2018I’m a Proud Second Amendment-Loving, Law-Abiding American. And I’m Giving Up My F-22 Raptor Fighter Jet
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February 23, 2018I’m Wayne LaPierre, and I Fight for Gun Rights Because Every Firearm Is a Sentient Being Containing the Souls of Our Ancestors
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February 19, 2018An Open Letter to James Madison About His Drafting of the Second Amendment
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October 2, 2017Things More Heavily Regulated Than Buying a Gun in the United States
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July 20, 2017How to Do a Headstand While Wearing Concealed Carry Yoga Pants
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April 13, 2021An FAQ About Your New Birth Control: The Music of Rush
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April 16, 2021As a Republican, I Believe White Men Are Boys, Boys of Color Are Men, and Underage Girls Are Consenting Adults
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April 9, 2021The Five Stages of Grief When Dealing With No Longer Being Able to See the “Scoop, There It Is” Geico Commercial
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April 9, 2021An Open Letter to My Children Regarding the Commencement of Asynchronous Parenting
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April 23, 2021Shakespeare Finds Out About the “Shakespeare Authorship Question” from Walter Mondale
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April 22, 2021Our Company Is Committed to Going 100% Carbon-Free By the Year 3000
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April 22, 2021I Will Gladly Explain Why I Hate The Very Hungry Caterpillar, Just As Soon As I Finish Reading All 22 Pages
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April 22, 2021Cassandra Speaks Up