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All posts tagged
advice
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February 11, 2016Sit Down, Shut Up, and Write Your Fucking Book: Uplifting Tips for the Aspiring Author
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January 4, 2016What Exactly Are My Obligations In a Situation Like This?
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October 12, 2015List: Six Simple Steps to a Happy Life
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August 6, 2015List: Sex Tips So Hot We Couldn’t Publish Them, Also We Couldn’t Figure Out What They Meant
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May 27, 2015List: Classic Wisdom for Your Early 20s
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May 11, 2015Hungover Bear and Friends: How to Seduce a Girl, Advice from Love Cheetah, Part 6
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February 3, 2015How to Find Love: Lessons from an Old Maid: Letter to All of My Unrequited Crushes
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January 14, 2015How to Find Love: Lessons from an Old Maid: Advice to My Younger Self
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December 10, 2014How to Find Love: Lessons from an Old Maid: Dating Advice for the Socially Awkward
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June 23, 2014Monologue: A Bear Explains How to Survive a Bear Attack
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July 5, 2019The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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July 2, 2019Before You Call Out Our Hypocrisy, Let Us Remind You That We Don’t Care
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March 19, 2014Kafka’s Joke Book
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July 15, 2019A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant
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July 15, 2019List: A Nervous Breakdown as Captured In a Series of Author Biographies
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July 15, 2019It’s Time for Us Republicans to Reject Trump’s Blatant Bigotry and Return to Good Old Fashioned Dog-Whistle Race-Baiting
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July 12, 2019The Things They Carried to the Jersey Shore